*I'm the kinda guy evry gurl wud lyk to take home to her parents...................................................and then say "Dad i found him roaming in the market.How much do u reckon the circus wud b willin to pay for him??"
*I have a dirty little secret which no one knoes about(well obviously..thats y its a secret)
*Im 6'1...sooooo..to all the shorties...Howz the weather down there???MWAHAHAHA
*But i envy short people.Smtyms i wish i wuz short.Then i could get my size in the shoes i lyk.U go to a store and ask for a size 13 and everyone gives u such weird looks that u feel that mayb u've got a cucumber stickin outta ur nose..
*Remember,if ur meetin me after a long tym,dialogues such as "UGGHHH..wat happened to u??" hurt.
*Nirulas hot chocolate fudge and cadburyz fruit and nut are bliss.
*I am berry berry intelligent.I got 98ïn class 2.Though i havta admit that its been a downhill slide ever since.
*I love emma watson..she iz soooo foookin boootiful..

My accomplishments in life are:
i)Im a poet.Yes u heard it ryt.I ryt pomes.Heres a very bootiful pome i wrote about the orphans in zimbabwe and how theyr dying of hunger,tuberculosis,constipation and aids--
"yoodle doodle doo
i once had a coww
on the cow i did s***(censored for fear of hurting sentiments of retards)
the cow said-'dude dont do the dew'
yoodle doodle doo"
ii)Ive written a book on the mating habits of a money plant.The book is soon goona be made into a movie wid even a dubbed version in bhojpuri(Ravi kissen wil lend his voice)
*God dusnt exist.Even if he does,hes one useless jackass.yes u heard it ryt,i called him a jackass.Watcha gonna do?Call the Bajrang Dal?

I simply luvvv watchin advertisements on TV.I'm serious .really.....there is so much of creative stuff going into them.Take for example the harpic ad.I mean itz amazing how whenever u sit down to njoy a nice meal in fronta the TV...poof..in comes Roshan Abbas standin rite next to a dirty toilet(which by the way looks as if itz not been washed since 1745) promising a new revolution in toilet washin...yeh...right!!Then come in the middle class aunties...going ga ga over the product...For heavens sake ppl itz a fuckin toilet cleaner!!!It kills germs that are produced in our bowels!!Who gives a damn whether it kills 99.9999% of the germs or not or whether u can see ur reflection in the pot or not!!!...We rnt doin a scientific study over here..its a bloody pot...u poop...u go...finish...thatz it...the end.

The Terminal,Monsters Inc.,Shall we dance,Hera Pheri,hitch,Oceans 11,munnabhai mbbs,rang de basanti,andaz apna apna(must av seen it bout 50 times),johny english,fast and the furious,kung fu hustle etc etc

sarabhai vs sarabhai,coupling,friends,whose line is it nywaze,kumars at 42,top gear(jeremy clarkson is too gud...his sense of humour roks!!!!)

potter series,books by alistair maclean,lee child,dan brown,erle stanley gardner
angels and demons by dan brown shud find special mention here cuz its an awesom book

....SOME DAZE U R THE DOG....
....SOME DAZE U R THE HYDRANT....

LIFE ISNT LIKE A BOWL OF CHERRIES AND PEACHES...
ITS MORE LIKE A JAR OF JALAPENOS
WAT U DO TODAY...
MIGHT BURN UR ASS TOMORROW

NEVER HOLD UR FARTS IN...
THEY TRAVEL UP UR SPINE
INTO UR BRAIN
AND THAT IS WHERE SHITTY IDEAS COME FROM

Who said nothing is impossible?
I've been doing nothing for years!

"Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorists organisations like Jaish-e-Mohammed, Lashkar-e-tayeba etc. Its our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them' - INDIAN ARMED FORCES"