*I'm the kinda guy evry gurl wud lyk to take home to her parents...................................................and then say "Dad i found him roaming in the market.How much do u reckon the circus wud b willin to pay for him??"
*I have a dirty little secret which no one knoes about(well obviously..thats y its a secret)
*Im 6'1...sooooo..to all the shorties...Howz the weather down there???MWAHAHAHA
*But i envy short people.Smtyms i wish i wuz short.Then i could get my size in the shoes i lyk.U go to a store and ask for a size 13 and everyone gives u such weird looks that u feel that mayb u've got a cucumber stickin outta ur nose..
*Remember,if ur meetin me after a long tym,dialogues such as "UGGHHH..wat happened to u??" hurt.
*Nirulas hot chocolate fudge and cadburyz fruit and nut are bliss.
*I am berry berry intelligent.I got 98ïn class 2.Though i havta admit that its been a downhill slide ever since.
*I love emma watson..she iz soooo foookin boootiful..
My accomplishments in life are:
i)Im a poet.Yes u heard it ryt.I ryt pomes.Heres a very bootiful pome i wrote about the orphans in zimbabwe and how theyr dying of hunger,tuberculosis,constipation and aids--
"yoodle doodle doo
i once had a coww
on the cow i did s***(censored for fear of hurting sentiments of retards)
the cow said-'dude dont do the dew'
yoodle doodle doo"
ii)Ive written a book on the mating habits of a money plant.The book is soon goona be made into a movie wid even a dubbed version in bhojpuri(Ravi kissen wil lend his voice)
*God dusnt exist.Even if he does,hes one useless jackass.yes u heard it ryt,i called him a jackass.Watcha gonna do?Call the Bajrang Dal?
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